What up… …pimp nation. It’s your boy E.K. from H3, and it’s been three years since my last hit… but guess what; I’m still slamming. In fact, some would say I’m doing very well. Listen, I got a new toy I think you’re all going to enjoy. Walk with me. Vape Naysh! *Orchestral music* What if there was one vape… …to rule them all… …and in the fat cloud bind them. Is man… …worthy… …of the gods… …vape? I don’t know. I must… …try it… …if I can. 148 batteries, 64 lbs. Yes. I’m ready. Let the vape take you.
Become… your destiny. “The purpose of using E-Cigarettes or what is commonly called ‘vaping’ is recognised by some as a nearly harmless alternative to smoking.” “Right now, there is no regulatory framework for vaping.” “Vaping is not tobacco…” Sponsored by… Jigsaw: in theatres October 27th. First, I hit up Hollywood Boulevard to share my love of vaping with the locals. Let them know it’s good and healthy to go green. My Grandma, she suffers from arthritis, I had her hit this vape… …she fucking died on the spot man, but it was cool man, she went out in glory. God bless you, nana. Love ya…vape naysh. God bless you, nana. Love ya…vape naysh.
After freaking out the loc’s down on Hollywood, I casually stroll to my favourite diner where I like to put my feet up and blow a couple clouds… …but first, I like to stop and say “What up?” to my peeps. Hey, guys… – You good? – Amazing! -How you doing, bud? – I never thought I’d meet you in real life! Hey man, d’you wanna hit this? Yeah, can I take a hit? Hit it hard as you can…hard as you can, dude! “Hard as you can, dude!” *soul sucked from body* “Hard as you can, dude!” – Vape naysh… – Oh, man! – Alright, see you later… …I have herpes, by the way, check to see your doctor. Going green means telling your partner when you have an STD. – Hello. – Hi… – Just…one please? – Okay, what about a vaping sesh? Can I vape in here? Oh, okay… …it’s 2017, I mean…vapours are humans too, so… …civil rights was a thing. “I have a dream!” After fuelling up at my favourite diner, I like to head down to my local vape store and peep the competition.
– I’m looking for, for an upgrade. – You guys have anything that has like, a hundred fifty batteries plus? – Nothing of that sort, no. – How many batteries does that have? – This has just one. – That’s a little embarrassing. – This is the biggest you’ve ever seen? – Aight. “That boy can vape… vape god!” With my vape tank on full, I like to end my day with a beautiful sunset. Seeing the sunset while vaping is like seeing color for the first time. – Oh my god, are you guys seeing this? – Oh my god… – It’s like seeing color for the first time! – Oh my god! – You guys ever seen a sunset on vape before? – How’s that look now? – *inaudible* – Unbelievable… unbelievable! – You wanna watch? It’s Kelsey Grammer falling off stage. – It’s really funny. Here, wanna hit this? – No. – You wanna watch it again? It’s on- it’s on repeat.